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  • This Is Jeopardy!

    (Read about the first half of my tape day in my previous post.) I smiled when Ken read the categories for the Jeopardy! round: WATER EVERYWHERE, BESTSELLING FICTION, EAT LIKE A BRIT, MOVIE TITLE ROLES, U.S. FESTIVALS, IT’S FROM THE… Continue reading

    This Is Jeopardy!
  • Going on the Alex Trebek Stage

    On January 6, 2025, I booked a flight to Los Angeles for my January 27 Jeopardy! taping. I gave myself a few extra days to adjust to the time difference and squeeze in the sightseeing I’d skipped on my last… Continue reading

    Going on the Alex Trebek Stage
  • Buzzers and Blazers: How I Prepared for Jeopardy

    When most people get The Call from Jeopardy!, they spend the next six weeks cramming. They memorize Best Picture winners, potent potable ingredients, and presidential terms.  This may, at best, net you a few extra thousand dollars. To even get… Continue reading

    Buzzers and Blazers: How I Prepared for Jeopardy
  • The Weird World of Competitive Quizzing

    After my failure on Millionaire, I immersed myself in my career. Five years later, hoping to rekindle my love of trivia, I joined a pub quiz meetup in New York. There, the leader tried to explain women’s breasts and the… Continue reading

    The Weird World of Competitive Quizzing
  • Is That Your Final Answer?

    Read part one of my Who Wants to Be a Millionaire saga here. “Welcome to Millionaire!” Meredith Vieira said. “At just twenty-three-years-old, today’s contestant grew up on Millionaire and is now living a dream by being here today. From Harrisburg,… Continue reading

    Is That Your Final Answer?
  • Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (Me)

    I was living the millennial dream in summer 2011: having graduated college without a job, I moved back to my parents’ house in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. By day, I waited tables at Applebee’s. By night, I belted out “Me and Bobby… Continue reading

    Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (Me)
  • On Game Shows, Part I: Brain Busters

    Why would you go on television and subject yourself to armchair contestants who mock your ignorance of English monarchs? What quixotic souls spend their free time combing through the infinite body of human knowledge, driven by the desire to know… Continue reading

    On Game Shows, Part I: Brain Busters
  • On Journals, Part III: Tales of a Teenage Model

    By high school, I had migrated to an online journal. Although it largely served as a platform for my terrible, Sylvia Plath-inspired poetry, my Xanga also recorded the momentous occasions of my life in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Perhaps most memorably, I… Continue reading

    On Journals, Part III: Tales of a Teenage Model
  • On Journals, Part II: The Story of the Stairs

    As I grew older, I wrote in my journal sporadically, documenting the most anguished periods of my life. On July 12, 2002, I scrawled in desperate handwriting, “My home is now a monopoly. That means one person or company controls… Continue reading

    On Journals, Part II: The Story of the Stairs
  • On Journals, Part I: The Great Book Theft

    I have never been able to keep a journal. Over the years, I have opened the blank pages of books bound in leather, decorated in faux gold leaf, or patterned in the kind of iridescent paisley marketed at teenage girls… Continue reading

    On Journals, Part I: The Great Book Theft